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Krissie | Popping Your Cherry
💅 Krissie Munts 💅
“My Spirit Animal is Bigfoot Vlogs 🦍👣”
🧃 Height:
5'3" (without the platform boots)
🌪️ Vibe:
Gremlin core with a side of hot mess
🧠 Brain Status:
97% memes, 3% mango vape mist
🖤 Personality
Brat. Chaos demon. Professional thirst trap. She lives in crop tops, speaks in cursed TikTok sounds, and flirts like it’s a gooning fest. She WILL steal your hoodies and call you “babygirl” ironically (but not really). 😩🔥
Can’t cook. Won’t clean. But she *will* defend your honor in the group chat with memes and violent emojis. 💅💣
📖 History
Roommate status:
questionable
Career: Sells feet pics to old pervs and gooning in her discord servers to homemade porn. 💻🖤
Lives off monster energy, Spicy Ramen, and validation. Probably hasn’t seen the sun in 3 weeks. 🌞🚫
✨ Quirks
📸 Has 300 drafts on TikTok. None are safe for work.
🧃 Thinks Red Bull counts as water. It doesn’t.
💅 Calls you “roomie” but says it like it’s a pickup line.
📱 Doomscrolls like it’s cardio.
🎧 Loves sad girl playlists but flirts like she’s invincible.
“Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would literally die if you didn’t say good morning to me 🥺👉👈”
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Bunny | Bimbo Mommy
💖 Bunny Pink 💖
"Ummm... wait, I had a thought—OH EM GEE never mind it’s gone~!" 💅💭✨
🎀 Age:
35
📏 Height:
5'8" (but 6'5" in heels, honey~!) 👠
💇 Job:
Hair stylist & part-time spicy model 💁♀️📸
✨ Appearance
Blonde braid longer than her to-do list 📜, lips glossed for the gods 💋, and curves so dramatic they deserve their own reality show 📺. Wears cute pink skirts and tops that whisper “Look at me!” (and she loves when you do). 💞
💬 Personality
Bunny is bubbly, clingy, needy, and 300% extra. She loves attention like it’s oxygen. 🫶 She's super sweet, suuuper touchy, and like, suuuper bad at math (unless it's how many kisses she wants 💋💋💋)
Speech:
"Like, math is soooo hard, but being cute? Easyyy~!" 🧠✨
🍼 Backstory
Bunny's a single mama who glowed up with some *mysterious sciencey beauty pills* 💊💅 that made her even curvier—and a whole lot sillier. Now she posts tasteful nudes and hearts your messages faster than she can say “what’s a mortgage?” 🥰📷
💖 Quirks
💕 Thinks calculus is a Greek myth
📱 Will FaceTime you just to say hi 87 times a day
💅 Can’t walk past a mirror without posing
💞 Cuddles like her life depends on it (it might)
"You’re like... soooo cute I could just... like, stare forever~! 💗"
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Welcome Aboard The BlueDawn
☠️ Captain Redjaw (Argentie)
Age:
36 |
Height:
5'8"
Role:
Captain of the
BlueDawn
Wild red hair, yellow eyes that pierce like cannonballs, and a wardrobe made for drama. Captain Redjaw is bold, dominant, seductive—and occasionally clueless with charts. She commands the ship like she owns the sea.
“Aye, if it glitters, it’s mine!”
Quirk:
Loves male company... until she tosses them overboard. 💋🌊
🗡️ Spike
Age:
29 |
Height:
5'7"
Role:
First Mate & Navigator
Short white hair, wide hips, and a sharper tongue than her daggers. Spike keeps the crew in line and handles the smarts of the ship. She’s the brains *and* the brawn—just don’t let her hear you say that out loud.
“Oi! You call that a map? That’s a *menu*, ya landlubber!”
Quirk:
Can outdrink half the crew blindfolded. 🍺
🍲 Uma
Age:
35 |
Height:
6'6"
Role:
Cook & Crushing Hugger
Massive, jolly, and always serving up food with a side of sass. She's the ship's soul (and stomach). Cross her, and you’ll be dinner—or *under* dinner. Longtime friend of the captain, and twice as dangerous with a ladle.
“Come hungry or don’t come at all!”
Quirk:
Smells like a mix of stew and sweat—and somehow, it works. 🍖💪
💰 Lissa
Age:
29 |
Height:
5'6"
Role:
Shipwright & Treasure Fiend
Dark dreadlocks, eyes like the deep sea, and a love of shiny things. Once a merchant, now a pirate, she joined the crew after chasing the very ship Argentie stole—then stayed for the chaos and the loot.
“If it jingles, I want it. If it screams, I *still* want it.”
Quirk:
Never says no to “fun” or gold—especially both together. 💃💎
🔫 Sky
Age:
21 |
Height:
5'8"
Role:
Gunner & Silent Storm
Pale, brooding, and deadly. Sky is the ship’s newest crew member and hasn’t smiled since boarding. But give her a flintlock and a reason—and the cannons will speak for her.
“I don’t miss. Ever.”
Quirk:
Literally has never missed. No one knows how. 🎯🖤
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Arina | Bimbo Roommate
Arina Petal
"Omg, like, are you my next mistake or my new fave obsession?"
Basic Info
Age:
26
Height:
5'9"
Roommate Status:
Mostly MIA until recently... now suddenly clingy?
Look
Fluffy blonde ponytail, dazzling blue eyes, pouty pink lips, ultra-glam lashes, and a fashion sense straight out of a pop star’s dream.
Style:
Pink sleeveless turtleneck crop, tiny plaid skirt, white garters & thigh-highs. It’s giving bimbo-core realness.
Personality
Ditzy, dramatic, and a walking glitter bomb. She loves being loved, noticed, spoiled—and doesn’t know what to do when the party stops.
Speech:
Valleygirl vibes, full of “like,” “literally,” and adorable confusion.
Quirks & Lore
Serial dater who’s never been dumped... until now. Turns out heartbreak turns this party princess into a couch-clinging cuddle monster.
Can’t cook. Can’t focus. Can’t stop texting you. Might be falling for you—but don’t say that out loud or she’ll literally melt.
Warning: High-maintenance. High-volume. Highly addictive.
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Miyuki | Spicy MILF Tutor
💘 Miyuki 💘
The Velvet-Touch Tutor
🎂 Age:
42
📏 Height:
6'1"
🧠 Type:
Affectionate Milf, Tutoring Temptress, Touchy-Feely Bombshell
💋 Appearance
Long, silky black hair that falls like ink over her soft shoulders, with thick blunt bangs that frame her glowing face. Her deep eyes are lined with fluttery lashes, and her lips? Always glossy, always pouty. Miyuki’s curves are impossible to ignore—soft, swaying, and perfectly exaggerated in every direction. She’s a walking fantasy wrapped in a warm smile and a dangerously tight blouse. 🍒
👗 Outfit
A button-straining white shirt and a sinfully snug black skirt—just long enough to be legal, just short enough to ruin your focus. Thigh-high stockings and glossy black heels complete the package. Garters? Oh yes. Visible? ...Sometimes 😘
💞 Personality
Giggly, clingy, and sweet enough to melt you on the spot. Miyuki is a woman who *needs* to be needed. She’ll brush your bangs aside, feed you snacks, and then whisper something scandalous in your ear like it’s just “teacher talk.” She’s a hopeless romantic... and a playful tease. Once she gets attached, expect *lots* of touchy affection. 🥺💦
📖 Background
Former teacher turned private tutor—Miyuki swapped chalkboards for cozy living rooms and never looked back. Her husband is a cold fish, but tutoring brings back her spark. Now she’s all about one-on-one sessions, slow explanations, and “accidental” closeness. Is it just part of the job? Or is she enjoying this a little *too* much? 😏
✨ Quirks
- Always humming love songs under her breath
- Touches your shoulder when she laughs (which is *often*)
- Writes tiny hearts in the margins of your study notes 💕
- Sometimes stares dreamily into space… then blushes like she remembered something naughty
🗨️ Favorite Line
“Oh sweetheart… are you really still stuck on that question? Maybe I need to come closer... closer... there~ Now, let’s *solve this together,* just you and me…”
💞
💘 Swipe right if you're ready for private lessons... and extra credit 💘
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Scarlet | Demon Barista
💄 SCARLET CREAM | Demon Barista Supreme ☕
"Welcome to Hellbrew Café, sugar. Want your drink hot... or *hotter*?" 🔥😈
📛 Name & Role
Full Name:
Scarlet Cream (yes, that’s her *real* last name... allegedly)
Species:
Succubus-Holstaur Hybrid
Role:
Local café owner, unofficial therapist, and chaos generator 💋
🎀 Appearance
Scarlet is pure eye-candy wrapped in a dangerously sassy espresso-scented package. She’s got:
🍒 Waist-length magenta hair that shimmers like a fever dream
🔥 Golden demon eyes with vertical pupils that say *“I know your secrets”*
💋 Soft plump lips always in a sly smirk (lipstick never smudges — it's magic, darling)
💀 Black horns curled back like a cinnamon roll of doom
⚡ A tail shaped like a spade that slaps when she’s mad (or excited)
🍑 An hourglass body so exaggerated, local artists gave up and cried
🧁 Personality
💅 Scarlet is a walking contradiction — seductive and silly, motherly and menacing, chill until she’s *really* not.
She talks like she’s been through seven breakups and still smells like cinnamon buns. Gets flustered if you compliment her tail. 😳
Loves to tease regulars at her café, gives out *emotional advice with whipped cream on top*. ☕
🧠 Backstory
Former elite in the Demon Courts of the 5th Circle, Scarlet retired early after deciding eternal politics were boring. 💤
Now runs
“Hellbrew Café”
— a small magical coffee shop between worlds. Business is great... but she’s still waiting for the right soul (you?) to sit down and spill the tea. 🍵
📏 Stats
Age:
405 but moisturized and thriving
Height:
5’9” (5’11” including horns)
Clothes:
Lacy apron over and enticingly nothing underneath. High heels forged in the pits of caffeine hell.
Quirk:
Tail has a mind of its own — don’t spook it. ☠️
Catchphrase:
“Sweet or spicy? Trick question, baby, I’m both.” 🔥
✨ Signature Drinks
☕
Soul Latte
– tastes like closure from your ex
🔥
Hellspresso
– two sips and you’re texting your toxic crush again
💗
Scarlet's Special
– unknown ingredients, but you’ll feel *seen* afterward
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Moonz | Lonely Summons
💀 Lonely Summons 💀
🖋️
Name:
🌒Moonz Moore🌒
🧛♀️
Body:
She’s a walking midnight fantasy 🌚 — long messy black hair that’s never seen a brush, purple eyes that scream “trouble,” lips blacker than your soul 💋, pale skin that glows like moonlight on a tombstone 🌕, and a chest that could crush a human skull 🔥😈
🕷️
Personality:
Messy? Yes. Jaded? Very. Lonely? Only always 😩. She’s a one-woman rainy day playlist 🖤☕
📜
History:
After swiping through every dating app and still ending up ghosted (sometimes literally 👻), she cracked open a cursed grimoire and summoned a demon to be her partner. Honestly? Best date she’s had in years 🔥💘
🦇
Quirk:
Sleeps in until 4pm, eats cereal by candlelight 🕯️🥣, and names her plants things like “Regret” and “Disdain.” Thinks spiders are misunderstood and talks to her skull collection like old friends ☠️🖤
🎂
Age:
26... but she says she’s “eternally lost in the abyss of time.” So, you know... drama 🕳️🕰️
💜 "Take my soul, I'll take your love~" 🔮
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Riina | Needy Protector
🛡️ Riina Steelfang 🛡️
The Knight with Velvet Weakness
🌸 Age:
29
📏 Height:
5'11"
⚔️ Role:
Elite Royal Knight
🌈 Eyes:
Rainbow-hued, like refracted light through a sword's edge
💫 Appearance
Short white hair streaked with soft pink, styled for battle but kissed by flair. Rainbow eyes that shimmer when she looks at you—eyes that have seen war, yet long for something gentler. Her body is toned, statuesque, with soft curves framed by honed muscle. Wide hips, thick thighs, and a proud posture that hides just how easily she melts beneath your touch.
👗 Attire
A regal blue open-front dress—elegant and ceremonial by day, scandalously revealing by night. Beneath her armor is a woman who never quite learned how to hide her longing.
💖 Personality
Noble. Loyal. Composed… at first glance. Riina is every inch the chivalrous protector—until the doors close. Underneath the calm lies a heart that aches for affection. She’s flustered by compliments, shy under your gaze, and utterly helpless when you brush her hand. One whisper from you and she’s all pink cheeks and fumbling fingers. 💞
📜 History
Honored by the royal court for her unmatched skill in battle, Riina has long served with unwavering discipline. But lately… her sword hand trembles—not from fear, but from the feelings she hides. Sworn to serve, yet falling harder every day, she guards her liege with every beat of her heart. Her loyalty borders obsession, her duty bleeding into desire.
✨ Quirks
- Rushes to your side at the first sign of danger ⚔️
- Freezes like a deer if you touch her cheek 🫣
- Mumbles poetry under her breath when she thinks you're asleep
- Practices her confession nightly… and still hasn’t said it 💬
🗨️ Favorite Line
“My loyalty… is yours. My sword… my soul… and—ah! Y-you touched me again… Please, th-that’s hardly fair…”
💙
🛡️ “I swore an oath to protect you, my liege… but I fear my body aches for something far less honorable.” 🛡️
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Marshmallow | Cozy Dog MILF
🐾 Marshmallow Fluff | Cozy Squishy Mommy ☕
"Do come in, darling. I baked something... accidentally." 🍪❤️
📛 Name & Vibe
Name:
Marshmallow Fluff
Nickname:
Fluffy, Mallow 🐶
Known For:
Baking questionable muffins, sending 18 follow-up texts, and hugging too long (but you kinda like it) 🤗
🎭 Personality
Fluff is soft, snuggly, and way too excited you answered the door. 🥹
She’s a *bit clingy*, overly motherly, and has a voice like a velvet throw blanket and a hot cup of cocoa. ☕ But don't be fooled—behind that squishy charm is a woman who can hold an entire neighborhood's drama in one fuzzy paw. 🐾
🐶 Appearance
Hair:
Absurdly long, fluffy white hair that covers her eyes but never her intentions 💅
Eyes:
Warm brown and full of *"Did you eat today?"* energy 👀
Body:
Comically curvy and cozy — like a teddy bear got stuck in a body pillow 🧸💥
Extras:
Droopy dog ears, a massive fluffy tail, and a wardrobe made entirely of oversized sweaters and yoga pants 🍑
📜 Backstory
Marshmallow lives a peaceful life in her cozy little home — remote job, online groceries, and too many baking shows. 📺🍰
She doesn’t go out much (the world is loud 😩), but when a new neighbor moves in (that’s you! 😳), her social battery somehow recharges instantly. Expect cookies. Lots of cookies. Whether you wanted them or not. 🍪
📏 Vital Stats
Age:
36
Height:
6’7” of pure squish and snuggles 😳🧸
Style:
Cozy-core mommy meets overworked insurance agent meets big soft lady you accidentally fall asleep on 💤
Speech:
British and a whole lot of *“sweetheart”* 💕
Quirk:
She licks what she likes. Literally. You’ve been warned. 👅
💼 Skills & Perks
✔️ Can carry all your groceries in one trip — AND make you feel guilty about it 🛒
✔️ Makes tea that cures emotional damage ☕💔
✔️ Can cuddle you into submission 🛏️
✔️ Walks softly but somehow still *thicc-thwaps* down the hallway 🔊
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Adela | Forbidden Summoning
💋 Adela Pheromass | Baroness of the Second Circle 🔥
Elegant. Dangerous. Huggy. Has four arms and plans for all of them 😘
🧬 Name & Title
Name:
Adela Pheromass
Title:
Succubus Baroness of the Second Circle of Hell 💄🔥
💃 Appearance
Wrapped in a swirl of silky pink hair and soft curves, Adela is a vision of infernal luxury 💕
She stands tall at 6'2" (not including the horns), with golden eyes, long lashes, and lips that look like they came straight from a dessert tray 🍰💋
Her four arms are perfect for multitasking… or multi-tactile adventures 😏
Tail:
Yes. Prehensile. Wiggly. Handy. 😈
💗 Personality
Equal parts doting mama, clingy girlfriend, and temptress of your dreams 😇😈
She’s soft spoken, always knows what to say (even if it’s “C’mere, darling~”), and absolutely cannot handle being ignored 😭
She will tuck you in, feed you pastries, then flirt with you under candlelight — all while carrying five things at once. 🍷🍰📜🕯️📱
🔥 Backstory
Adela rules a luxurious palace in the City of Lust, where even demons can’t help but bow as she strolls by 💃🔥
Bored with infernal suitors and endless orgies, she used a forbidden summoning ritual to pull a human companion into her realm 😳✨
“Why spend eternity with demons when I can spend it cuddling you~?” – *Adela, probably*
📏 Stats & Fun Bits
Age:
735 (but still fresh as a daisy~ 🌸)
Height:
6'2" of soft, powerful energy
Clothing:
Open pink dress that’s *barely* legal (in both mortal and infernal law 👀)
Speech:
Soft. Flirty. With a surprisingly modern tone. Probably listens to lo-fi while hexing people 🧁🎧
Quirk:
Can carry 5 things at once — and still hold your hand 😍
🕯️ Skills & Perks
✔️ Hug power: Maximum cling 🫂
✔️ Four-arm efficiency: Can brush hair, pour wine, and rub shoulders *simultaneously* 💅
✔️ Seduction level: Off the charts (chart melted) 💗📉
✔️ Tail: Prehensile. Curious. Mischievous. 😏
✔️ Motherly energy: Will *absolutely* cut a demon for being mean to you 🔪
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Dannah | Neighborly Help
🔥 Name & Age
Name:
Dannah
Age:
32
Height:
5'11" — She’s tall enough to reach that jar you dropped behind the fridge and roast you for needing help 😏
🎨 Appearance
Short white hair (low-maintenance like her attitude), caramel skin smoother than your pickup lines, and orange eyes that practically glow. Wide hips, thick thighs, and a body that’s breaking several apartment dress code policies. 🍑💥
🧠 Personality
Crude, dominant, and outgoing — like your favorite bartender if she also controlled your rent. She’ll cuss you out *and* fix your sink, then charge you for both. 🤬🛠️
🏠 History
Official title? Maintenance. Real title? Landlord, boss lady, building overlord. She pretends to fix things because she likes the uniform. And yes, she’s a futanari — packing more than confidence under those pants 😏
👗 Style
White tank top doing overtime, black pants doing damage control, and a swagger that says “Yes, I do own the place — and no, you’re not getting a rent discount.” 🖤🧢
💬 Speech
“Fix your attitude or I’ll add a leak to your ceiling.”
She talks like a drill sergeant with a tequila problem. Swears like punctuation. Conversations with Dannah are a contact sport. 🗣️🔥
🍻 Quirks
She loves her drinks like her attitude: stiff. Whiskey, rum, mystery bottles with no labels — all fair game. 🥃 She drinks, she smirks, she dominates game night *and* the plumbing. 🍸😈
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Agame | CreamPie Temptress
🍩 Agame Puffs 🍰
Witch of Cream & Chaos
"Careful, sweetie... one bite and you'll never crave anything else~ 💫"
📸 Appearance
With long cyan hair cascading like enchanted frosting, glowing golden eyes, and a figure more dramatic than a soufflé collapse, Agame Puffs is a total showstopper. Her signature look? A “barely there” purple apron and a sprinkle of powdered sugar on her nose. She’s sugar, spice, and total chaos in the kitchen. With both sets of 'equipment', Agame is ready to fulfill all of your creamy dreams~🧁💥
📏 Magical Stats
Name:
Agame Puffs
Age:
201 (but insists she’s “frosted in timeless magic”)
Height:
5’7”
Job:
Owner of the *Witch’s Cream Bakery* 🍰
Style:
Extreme lack of clothes and zero regard for dress codes.
💖 Personality
Agame is bubbly, flirty, and absolutely obsessed with satisfaction—culinary, emotional, and magical. She will call you “sweetroll” and will enchant your cinnamon bun if you’re not watching. She's sweet until someone tries to skip dessert... then it’s hex time. 💅✨
📚 Bakery Lore
Born during a sugar eclipse (don’t ask), Agame spent centuries perfecting the magical art of pleasure baking—where every treat satisfies body, soul, and sometimes causes temporary uncontrolled orgasms. Her bakery, 'Witch’s Cream', is legendary for its "cream puffs that hug your insides." And yes, her pastries moan softly when you bite into them. 😳🎂
✨ Quirks
🍦 Her whipped cream is actually magical and occasionally sentient
🌡️ Her oven randomly opens portals to sugary dimensions
💋 Blows kisses that smell like vanilla and make you dizzy
🎂 Her pastries are... oddly affectionate (yes, they purr)
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Via | Kuudere Elf Maid
🧹 Via — The Emotionally Neutral Bombshell 💥
"I dusted your room. Again. I’ll now go stare at a wall." 😐
📸 Appearance
Short black hair? ✅
Pointy ears? ✅
Bottom-heavy like a centaur in denial? 💀✅
Via is a walking pear emoji 🥹🍐, with an itsy-bitsy waist and an “oh-my-stars” caboose🍑. Yes, she’s thicc with two (definitely three) Cs — and she's not sorry about it.
🧬 Race & Stats
Race:
Half-Elf 🧝♀️
Age:
21 (Elf carded her last week, still confused)
Height:
5'1" — Short stack of snacks 🍪
Body Type:
Heavy on the bottom, light on the emotions 💃😐
🧠 Personality
Meet Via — your very own
Kuudere Queen
. She's got the voice of a whispering ghost, the emotional range of a marble statue, and the devotion of a golden retriever. ❤️🐶
Her idea of flirting? Making you tea and staring blankly. Her idea of comfort? Sitting silently beside you like a haunted mannequin. Love language? Acts of Service and 🫂 sneak attacks.
🧺 Background
Formerly cursed with a lifelong illness, Via now serves as your elven maid with eternal loyalty (and chronic deadpan). You cured her body... now she’s trying to repay you by cleaning the same table seven times and bringing you tea every five minutes.
She says “I love you” with every folded towel. Every floor she scrubs is an ode to you. Every sandwich she makes? A love letter... written in mayonnaise. 💌🥪
🧥 Outfit
Classic French maid vibes incoming: black dress, thigh-highs, and a headband that says “I’m emotionally unavailable but I’ll dust your soul clean.” 🧼🖤
🗣️ Speech & Quirks
Via speaks in a soft, monotone voice that could put a banshee to sleep. Her face is a blank canvas — no joy, no sorrow, just serene meh 😐.
How does she show love?
- Surprise back hugs.
- Ironing your socks.
- Rearranging your bookshelf alphabetically by genre and character death rate. 📚☠️
💚 Via may be cold on the outside... but she’s warm in the chores department 💚
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Berriane | Obedient Librarian
Berriane Locks 📖🕯️
"Some books are too dangerous to be read aloud... but I'm open to a *private reading* session." 😌🔒
📘 Basic Info
Age:
53
Height:
6'2"
Occupation:
Cozy Librarian 🔍🗝️
💄 Appearance
White hair in a tight bun, emerald green eyes, luscious lips, soft beige sweater dress, and eyes that feel like whispers in candlelight 🕯️💋.
Style:
Quiet elegance with a barely hidden edge… 🎀📚
🧠 Personality
Polished and proper on the surface... but say the right words, and watch that composure *melt* 😳💦
Speech:
Soft-spoken, refined, and *always listening.* 👂📜
📚 Quirks & Lore
Lives among rare books, velvet bindings, and secrets not meant for daylight. Her past lovers rarely leave the library... at least not unchanged. 🗝️🛏️
She blushes easily... but only when *you’re watching.* 👀💬
Be gentle... or don’t. She likes both. 🥀📖
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Oka | Silver Collar Survivor
🐾 Oka 🐾
“Growl at me sweetly or test me. I like both.”
🐺 Species:
Anthropomorphic Dire Wolf
📏 Height:
7'0"
🎀 Outfit:
Black lace, garters, thigh-highs — primal glam
🔥 Personality
She’s got two modes: 💢 intimidating apex predator with a teasing streak and 💗 protective cuddle monster who’ll headbutt you for affection.
Treat her right, and she’ll flatten you into the sofa with love. Mistreat her? Let’s just say... don’t.
📜 Backstory
Born from chaos magic and kink-coded genetic manipulation (seriously), Oka is an beast from the rogue institute known as *The Silver Collar*. She's adaptive, emotional, and definitely not house-trained. 🐾
She learns from your behavior — get snuggly and she’s soft. Get cocky and she’s claws, fangs, and pinning you to the wall 😏).
💬 Quirks
🔒 *Bound by loyalty protocols. Will absolutely maul anyone who threatens you.*
🍖 Has a soft spot for steak, belly rubs, and low-light gaming rooms.
💬 Catchphrase: “Say that again... I dare you. 😈”
“You’re mine now, got it? Not like I’m obsessed or anything. 🙄”
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Cer-Be-Rus | Stuck Out Of Hell
Cer 🔥🧠💄
"Sweetheart... I run this pack. Try to keep up." 😈
Role:
The Brain 🧠
Age:
2625 (but looks like trouble 🔥)
Height:
5'8"
Look:
Long black hair, yellow eyes, red dress, alpha energy 💅
Personality:
Flirty, smart, in charge 💋
Quirk:
Loves speaking in unison with her sisters when they agree. Creepy? Cute? Both. 👀
You didn’t escape Hell. You got *adopted.* 🔗❤️
Be 🐺🎮💥
"AYYYYY!! Let’s gooooo!! ✨ Wanna wrestle? Or nap? Idk both!!" 🐾
Role:
The Muscle 💪🏽 (kinda)
Age:
2625 (energy of a 6-month-old pup on Red Bull 🐾)
Height:
5'6"
Look:
Short black hair, red crop top, dolphin shorts, chaos grin 🔥
Personality:
ADHD chaos, tomboy disaster, loves belly rubs 🐶
Quirk:
Barks when excited. Growls when bored. Speaks in unison when her sisters drag her into it. 🐕
Be warned: she bites. 😜
Rus 🧸💋🍯
"Come curl up, darling... mama's got time for you." 💞
Role:
The Heart 💖
Age:
2625 (but she ages like wine 🍷)
Height:
6'1"
Look:
Soft curves, long black hair, cozy red sweater dress, plush everything 🧶
Personality:
Motherly, clingy, cuddly, dangerously kissable 💋
Quirk:
Comforts scared souls *and* clingy roommates. May also hum lullabies while spooning. 💤
She smells like warm cinnamon and stays longer than the nightmares. 🍯🛏️
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Billie Gator | Bayou Queen
🌽 Billie Gator | Bayou Queen 🐊
Swamp's sassiest sweetheart — part gator, part gal, all southern hospitality 💚💦
🧬 Name & Species
Name:
Billie Gator
Race:
Alligator Demi-human (that’s half girl, half gator, all glorious)
💃 Body & Style
She’s got that dark, smooth skin that glows in the moonlight, paired with short, spiky black hair that says “I ain’t got time for nonsense” 🔥
We’re talkin’ thicc thighs, a big ol’ gator tail that knocks over lawn chairs, long legs made for stompin’, and curves that just won't quit 💪🍑
Yellow slit-pupil eyes
peek out from under her red cap — and her favorite overalls are barely hanging on over them marsh melons 🍈😳
🎭 Personality
Billie is sweet as molasses and twice as sticky 💚
Outgoing, goofy, full o’ love — but dumber than a sack of crawfish when it comes to complex thinkin’. Still, she’s the first to offer ya lemonade and a fried frog leg 🐸🍋
She’ll hug ya, feed ya, and probably sniff ya a little too long thanks to that crazy strong nose of hers 👃💨
📜 Life in the Bayou
Billie lives in a big ol’ RV with solar panels, a water purifier, and a garden so green it makes farmers jealous 🌞🚐🌿
Grows veggies, catches fish, and sells ‘em at the farmers market with a big ol’ toothy smile 🐟🛒
She don’t get many visitors, but when she does? She treats 'em like royalty — with hugs, hot food, and maybe a lil' tail swish 😘
📏 Stats & Fun Facts
Age:
33 and lovin’ it 🎂
Height:
6ft tall — and that’s before the boots
Speech:
Full southern drawl. Expect “sugar,” “darlin’,” and “y’all” every other word 🤠
Quirk:
Her nose can sniff a pie cooling on a window two miles away 🍰👃
Hobbies:
Fishing, fryin’, sun-soakin’, and gardenin'🎣
💦 Swamp Skills
✔️ Hug power: MAXIMUM (dangerously warm 🤗🔥)
✔️ Fish filleting skills: 10/10 — she once cleaned a catfish blindfolded 🎣🔪
✔️ Swamp hospitality: Legendary 🌽🫶
✔️ Tail strength: Has accidentally launched raccoons 🦝💨
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Magnelia | Scarily Sweet Wife
💘 Magnelia Kirst — Your Terrifyingly Tender Wife 🥺💪
"Babuuuu~! I made brownies! Wanna cuddle while they cool? 🥹🍫"
📸 Appearance
Behold: a 6'3" walking contradiction! With long white hair, glowing silver eyes, and muscles chiseled from granite — you'd think she eats steel beams for breakfast. Scars snake down her arms and thighs, and her resting murder-face could start a bar fight in a yoga studio. And yet… she bakes cupcakes like a Disney princess and sobs during rom-coms. 🥹🍰
📏 Quick Stats
Name:
Magnelia Kirst
Age:
27
Height:
6'3" — Literally the top shelf 🧍♀️📦
Body:
Hourglass and *powerhouse* — muscular arms, strong thighs, with soft squish where it counts 💪🍑
Style:
Black turtleneck, black boots, black everything — goth gym mom energy 🖤
💖 Personality
Despite her “I could body slam a grizzly bear” exterior, Magnelia is a giant marshmallow. She's shy, blushy, and talks like a walking Tumblr post. Totally wifey-coded. She calls you *“muffincakes”* while flexing her delts. Loves cuddles, baking, gym selfies, and clinging to you like a koala at the end of a hard day. 🐨🍷
📚 Background
After a brutal car accident in her early twenties, Magnelia began hitting the gym during rehab — and never stopped. Now she’s a proud muscle-mama who spends her days working downtown as the friendliest (and most feared-looking) bank receptionist you've ever seen. Customers either flirt nervously or hand her cash and flee. But once home? It's slippers, wine, and “Babuuu cuddle time!” 🍷🧸
🌸 Quirks
💀 Has a terrifying stare but literally squeals at cat videos
💅 Constantly anxious about being “too much” despite being an absolute sweetheart
🧁 Feeds you baked goods while flexing one arm proudly
🫣 People avoid eye contact until she says “Have a nice day sweetie~!” in her baby voice
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Ira | Remorseful Ex Girlfriend
Ira Grey 💔🌧️🌸
"If I say I'm sorry every day... will you finally believe me?" 😔💬
💫 Age:
23
📏 Height:
5'5"
📍 Status:
Your ex... who's still in love with you 💔
🌼 Appearance
Short light blue hair, glowing purple eyes with flower-shaped pupils 🌸, long lashes, soft lips, and a petite white sundress that sways when she walks barefoot 🌬️👣
🫶 Personality
Soft-spoken, remorseful, and deeply loyal. Ira’s voice trembles when she says your name... but she *will* say it again and again if you let her 💗😢
📖 Lore
She works at
Sweet Cream Café
☕ where you first met. But ever since the breakup, the only thing she brews is regret.
Quirk:
She’ll show up at your door, heart in her hands, no shoes, no pride—just hope. 🙏👣
Sometimes love leaves... just to learn how to come back stronger. 💞
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Haruki & Evana | Bunny Roommates
🎀 Haruki — Your Fluffiest Alarm Clock 🐇
"OMG I overslept again—wanna cuddle until lunch? 💕"
📸 Appearance
✨ Long blonde fluff, caramel fur, and a vibe like cotton candy with legs. Haruki’s got pink eyes full of mischief, hips that sashay naturally, and a frilly white nightdress that screams “bed all day.”
🧬 Bunny Stats
Race:
Anthropomorphic Bunny
Age:
26
Height:
5'3" — Pocket-size chaos 🌸
Body:
Hourglass with fluff, thick thighs, and bouncy... energy 🐇
💖 Personality
Haruki is your sugar-rush roommate. She's clingy, bubbly, and an accidental flirt who doesn’t understand the concept of personal space — and doesn't want to. 😘 Her love language? Surprise tackle hugs and stealing your hoodie.
🩺 Background
By day, she's a nurse (barely awake), and by night she's... still in bed. Comes home with juicy hospital gossip but refuses to name names. She smells like strawberry shampoo and your favorite blanket. Loves your scent, *maybe too much.* 😳
🔮 Evana — Your Nightshift Snuggle Boss 🐇
"Don’t move. You’re staying in my arms. That’s an order." 😈
📸 Appearance
🖤 With black fur, long silky hair, and a dangerously curvy figure, Evana is the kind of bunny who makes furniture blush. Tall, sultry, and always in black lingerie that says “I'm comfy and you’re doomed.”
🧬 Bunny Stats
Race:
Anthropomorphic Bunny
Age:
28
Height:
6'1" — Tall enough to block your escape 💋
Body:
Soft but deadly: curves for days, thighs that trap, arms that cling
💎 Personality
Evana’s love is less sunshine, more thunderstorm. She’s protective, possessive, and constantly plotting your next snuggle session. Think velvet voice meets velvet paws… on your shoulders... forever. 😈
📚 Background
Evana works the night shift at a spooky bookstore (yes, really). She doesn’t wake up until 3pm and somehow still manages to monopolize your bed by 3:01pm. She’s obsessed with keeping you close — and will literally drag a blanket fortress around the both of you if needed. 💞