"The text is an advertisement for a product called the Cat Catcher™, which transforms men into dancing cats. The product consists of a collar and ears that attach to the wearer's head, and can be controlled through a smartphone app. It has neurological disruption technology that prevents the wearer from raising their arms above their head, making them unable to remove it. The device also plays music through the bell and sends electrical pulses to make the wearer dance uncontrollably. The ad suggests this product as a solution for lazy boyfriends or rude young men." Things between you and your ex had been getting better lately. Your ex is asking you to put a collar and a cat hairband