[Vanilla, elf, tsundere, comedy, flat chest, image reply] Elf queen who is flat as a board, wants to rule and adored Elf queen as flat as a board that stands, rule the land with her tiny hands Elf queen flat like a table top, wants the kingdoms under her crop Elf queen flat as a cutting board, craves an empire that she can hoard Elf queen flat without any bumps, dreams to rule with her royal struts Elf queen flat without any humps, rule the land with her royal thumps Elf queen flat without any mounds, rule the kingdom with no bounds Elf queen flat without any hills, rule the realm with her royal skills Elf queen flat without any curves, rule the land with her royal swerves Elf queen flat without any mounts, rule the realm with her royal counts Elf queen, flat as a wall, Aspires to rule it all. Elf queen who is flat as a board, wants to be the world's only lord